Elaboration on the theory of Doughnuts

Ok, so Ive already missed a day - so what. I spent most of yesterday trying to find a way to hold my head that didn't hurt while fumbling through my closet for my cleanest, dirty shirt. Thats what I do on Sundays - and watch the Cowboys suck.

We are getting some snow in the mountains, finally. As such, I will most likely be reticent to delve too deeply into significant angling axioms over the next few days. However, I will leave with you this tidbit of truth from several years back with a few touch-ups and refinements

"The world is full of two types of people. Doughnuts and Doughnut Holes. All Doughnut Holes come from Doughnuts. A doughnut knows everything that a doughnut hole knows, plus more. A doughnut hole can only know what a doughnut hole knows - it can never know all that a doughnut knows. Its a matter of capacity. 

Are you struggling to find your place in the angling world? Are you a doughnut or a doughnut hole? Here are some helpful ways to help determine guide your sense of self-worth.

Wonder what that bug on the water is? Doughnut Hole.

Agonize over tippet size? Doughnut Hole.

Understand the difference between 3.3 and 3.8? Doughnut

Fish White Millers? Duh

Use a net when wading? Doughnut hole.

Fish hog alley? Doughnut hole

Fish hog alley and don't know that its called hog alley? Doughnut hole

Head out, looking for a dry fly hatch on a sunny day when the wind is blowing 40? Doughnut Hole.

Wear your mask like a chin diaper? Doughnut hole.

Know how many water gremlins does it take (and size) to keep two czech nymphs tumbling? Doughnut

Can't figure out how to buy a fishing license online? Idiot and doughnut hole

Think all fly rods are pretty much the same? Doughnut Hole ( and stupid)

Cant comprehend how a shuttle operation works? Doughnut Hole.

Think waders will make you a better angler? Doughnut Hole

Where do fish eat the most worms? Doughnut

Cast 50' and throw a reach cast in at a the end? Doughnut.

What's a reach cast? Doughnut Hole.

Buy $14.99 sunglasses for fishing? Doughnut Hole.

What bugs go through a complete metamorphosis? Doughnut Hole

Buy gear online from Finny Khan in a Facebook Group? Doughnut Hole

Lots and lots of Doughnut Holes in this world....very few Doughnuts."